It's always the absolute best day to be gay
I post cool things sometimes
Your body is the piece of the universe you've been given

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via reginasmom)


When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.
brxkenpetal:

hotels are always fun

ernbarassing:

i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies

(Source: ernbarassing, via dulect)

thebonerator:

rose-clementine:

Sushi Wars

if you think I or anyone on this site is mature enough to actually use those for eating and not an all out sword fight you are severely mistaken

penguintim:

Russell T. Davies writes characters, Steven Moffat writes plots, and Douglas Adams writes much better than both of them so let’s all talk about him instead.

(via would-you-like-a-jelly-baby)

dw:

i’m sold
baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

dampsandwich:

jasmajesty:

dampsandwich:

smoke weed

Or don’t. Stay in school kids.

or smoke weed